I did not invent the term “lot rot”. Car dealerships and salespeople have used the term for a long time. It is a real thing. Some people that have “seasonal “ vehicles, like sports cars, experience the effects when they get their cars out of storage.
I still like it, you should trademark it™.
2019 Hybrid Limited Dusty Black, S Package, Advanced Safetytec, NO SUNROOF
☞ manufactured Weds 11/07/18 at 6PM, overcast with chance of rain